Evil Genie

Subject: Evil Genie Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:07 pm

Well here goes:

You grant somebody else's wish (Not realistically) but with a twist e.g:

Jools1995
I wish for a sandwich

next post:

Random person
Your wish is granted you have a mud sandwich with worms in!

I wish for a new laptop

and so on

Subject: Re: Evil Genie Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:08 pm

I wish for a bar of chocolate

Admin Posts : 104 Join date : 2008-12-15 Age : 29

Your wish is granted, but a heat wave comes and melts it into a sticky mess

I wish i could be in two places at once

Subject: Re: Evil Genie Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:40 am

Your wish is granted your suffocating in space and melting in a volcano at the same time

I wish my chocolate was whole again

Admin Posts : 104 Join date : 2008-12-15 Age : 29

Your wish is granted but a evil monkey steals it.

I wish I could have a DSi now.

Subject: Re: Evil Genie Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:21 pm

your wish is granted all the new features are broken and it smells funny

I wish for another bar of chocolate

Admin Posts : 104 Join date : 2008-12-15 Age : 29

Your wish is granted but i get frustrated at the faact you keep on wishing for a bar of chocolate and put a curse on you to never have the bar of chocolate ever, ever again.

I wish I had AC:LGTTC

Subject: Re: Evil Genie Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:00 pm

Your wish is granted it comes without wii speak

I wish for some toffee

Admin Posts : 104 Join date : 2008-12-15 Age : 29

Your wish is granted but your teeth all fall out

I wish i had more members

Subject: Re: Evil Genie Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:08 pm

I wish my teeth were back but better than before and that horrible chip that was in one of them before was gone (if only)

Your wish is granted you get a member that never posts

Admin Posts : 104 Join date : 2008-12-15 Age : 29

Your wish id granted but the teeth grow so much that they impale your brain

I wish my site was more active

Subject: Re: Evil Genie Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:23 pm

You wish is granted look how may posts this topic has!

I wish my teeh were average sized again

Admin Posts : 104 Join date : 2008-12-15 Age : 29

Your wish is granted, but they are buck teeth

I wish i could fly

Subject: Re: Evil Genie Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:28 pm

i wish you would stop twisting my teeth wishes

You fly straight into a wind turbine

Admin Posts : 104 Join date : 2008-12-15 Age : 29

Your wish is granted but then i stare at you

i wish i could hold my breath forever

Subject: Re: Evil Genie Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:45 pm

Your wish is granted you never take a breath again

I wish your eyes were closed as you stare at me

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your wish is granted but i have eyes on my eyelids which is scarier Smile

I wish I could find a perfect place

Admin Posts : 104 Join date : 2008-12-15 Age : 29

Your wish is granted, but then never get to see anyone ever again.

I wish I could use magic

Subject: Re: Evil Genie Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:21 am

The only spell you can use is to make yourself explode

I wish you would hurry up and play ACLGTTC with me lol!

Admin Posts : 104 Join date : 2008-12-15 Age : 29

Your wish is granted (it was actually) but my nans birds constantly screech in the background.

I wish I could drive now and not wait till I'm 17.

Subject: Re: Evil Genie Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:47 am

your wish is granted you skip 50 years of your life and get your licence

I wish i had wireless internet at my dads house